Tuesday, 2 July 2013

WHAT MAKES 100%?

 



AT LAST, THE ROOF TRUSSES ARE GOING ON TO NEW HOUSE!

What makes 100%? and what about the people who say they are giving more than 100%? How can that be? How, for example, can you achieve 103%?
 
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
 
If:                         ABCDEFGH I JKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
 
Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5  6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
 
Then         H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And          K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96
But           A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And          B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
Finally      A-S-S  K-I-S-S-I-N-G is 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
 
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there its the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.
 
Now you know why some people are where they are!
 

3 comments:

SueAnn Lommler said...

Ha!!!! Gotta love the math
Hugs
SueAnn

Maggie May said...

I am completely lost on those calculations. Being like a *dyslexic* when it comes to maths.
Exciting to see the roof going on! Wow!
Maggie x

Nuts in May

Eddie Bluelights said...

Loved the logic ROFL
Take 70 for VERY
and 80 for FUNNY

Thanks for your caring comments at my place.

a Bonus 55 for HUGS
Luv Eddie