Thursday, 18 November 2010

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK?

THIS is how you can tell!

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching or slapping someone that you work with - you need to pray at work.

When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is "what does h@*^ does she want now?" and you try to hide under your desk - you need to pray at work.

When someone comes in and announces "Office meeting in 5 minutes" and you think "what the f*$~ do they want now?" - you need to pray at work.

When you take some vacation time and when you come back you come find a mountain of paperwork on your desk because no one else would do it and you think "sorry a## M#X% F<<*" - you need to pray at work.

If you avoid saying "hello" or "how you doing?" to someone because you know that it's going to lead to their whole f*^@@~# life story - you need to pray at work.

When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think "someone needs to slap the s#^t out of her" - you need to pray at work.

When you computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say "which one of you sons of b*%@~s turned off my computer" - you need to pray at work.

When you're in the lift and it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor and you think "that lazy b&"$@+~d" - you need to pray at work.

If you know all the words that have been bleeped out - you DEFINITELY need to pray at work.

Let us all bow our heads.

Lord, please forgive me as I repeat all the bad words in this post; and please forgive the person that sent it to me, for they also knew all the words! And please forgive the people that are reading this, for I'm sure that they know what the words mean too. Amen.

20 comments:

Valleys Mam said...

or maybe pray for a new job !

Maggie May said...

Chuckling and snorting as I reply to this!
Yes, I guess we all need to be forgiven!
Sounds like you need a tonic as so much is irritating you!!!!!! LOL!
Luv Maggie X

Nuts in May

slommler said...

Ha! As I blow pop through my nose here!!!!!!! Yes I need forgiveness!! Thanks for praying for me. Ha!!!
Hugs
SueAnn

Nick said...

I got 5 out of 7. Looks like I'm camping out in church for the next week for a repentance retreat.
(thanks for the visit, too)

Eva Gallant said...

This makes me #@&%# glad I'm retired!

Eddie Bluelights said...

I did pray at work . . . . . for a "f$%*)(!*" translator LOL
Like it ~ Eddie

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Anonymous said...

AMEN! Flagmaker

RNSANE said...

Well, as you know, I lost my job nearly a couple of years ago but I probably could answer in the affirmitive to many of these.

My poor health continue. Now that I'm out of the hospital, I am being plagued by my kidney stones. Good grief!

Minnie said...

Yup, hands up: guilty of the lot. But then, having worked in the City of London as well as in the City of Light, in advertising and in PR, I suppose I had to pay for it all in more ways than one!

The Wrenns said...

Oh boy! Apparently I need to do some serious repenting! LOVE THIS POST (I'll be pointing my friends to it)

Retiredandcrazy said...

Don't you mean "pray for a new f@*&%?"~ job" VM?

Retiredandcrazy said...

What makes you think that things irritate me Maggie?

Retiredandcrazy said...

Oh SueAnn that is not good. Blowing pop through your nose can be very painful.

Retiredandcrazy said...

Save a place to me in that Church Nick.

Retiredandcrazy said...

Me too Eva. But the world in retirement can be b~#+*%" cruel too!

Retiredandcrazy said...

And that was just for the medical staff right Eddie?

Retiredandcrazy said...

Amen, and amen again Flagmaker

Retiredandcrazy said...

Are you watching Mean Men Minnie? I'm addicted to it.

Retiredandcrazy said...

Me too Jennifer.