Tuesday, 20 July 2010

BEWARE OF CUSTOMS

The other day I needed to go to the hospital casualty department. Not wanting to sit there for hours I stuck a patch onto the front of my blouse that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into A & E., I noticed that three quarters of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.



It also works at the DSS. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's though..... The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order...

10 comments:

what happened ?how did i get HERE? said...

love it!!

Eddie Bluelights said...

There seems a fear of officialdom. LOL

Loved this - must try it next time I go for a hospital check up. I had a hip replacement in Feb and almost fully recovered now.

Best wishes ~ Eddie

Eddie Bluelights said...

Looked for an email address to I could write to you.

I wonder if you would like to feature on The Sunday Roast - I would be highly honoured to have you.on the show.

Please email me on:

eddiebluelights@googlemail.com

Best wishes
Eddie

Retiredandcrazy said...

I love it too. Has a ring of truth about it!

Retiredandcrazy said...

Eddie, I would love to do the Sunday Roast, I feely deeply honoured but feel unworthy! My email address is ann@infotel.co.uk.

Grit said...

you are naughty. but i did laugh. and for that, thank you!

Retiredandcrazy said...

I'm here to please Grit. This came originally from DogLover so if anyone is naughty, it's him.

Ashley said...

LMAO, that's all :)

Retiredandcrazy said...

Yeh! me too Ashley

Eliza said...

Brilliant :-)