Tuesday, 6 October 2009

CURES? FOR INSANITY!

OG went for his ultrasound yesterday and the results were good. No sign of a blocked bile duct or liver damage and the enlarged lymph gland hasn't got any bigger. This left us both hugely relieved, but at the same time puzzled. He is obviously very unwell with the pain in his back resulting in him having to take pain killers again, so weak that he is finding it a real effort to leave his bed except to go on one of his many, many trips to the loo and generally feeling extremely ucky. We need Mrs Marples on the job. The signs are there, but what are the answers?

But don't lets dwell on that, courtesy of DogLover here are 10 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. On your cheque stubs write, 'for marijuana'.

3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face..

5. Sing along at the opera.

6. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'

7. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'run for your lives! they're loose!'

8. Tell your children over dinner, 'due to the economy we are going to have to let one of you go.'

and the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:

9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter , then ask where the fitting room is.

5 comments:

rosiero said...

I think with No 5 you might just get thrown out, if my opera-mad friend had anything to do with it.!!

Maggie May said...

"Oh you are awful..... but I like you!"

So pleased about OG.

Nuts in May

Sandi McBride said...

Hope OG is feeling better by now...tell him to sleep on his side with a pillow between his knees to help relieve some of the stress on his back...I've had to do that for the past 4 years...it really does work...
And I love all the ways to hold off insanity,...lol
Sandi

lisaschaos said...

Well there was some good news - hope it all gets figured out. :) I like the funnies~!

Fran said...

Oh, YOU!