My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his fuc*ing forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
And finally ..... there are two theories to arguing with a woman - neither one works.
Too... much... writing... - ... and none of it on here, it seems. So just to keep things moving, here's a brief excerpt from an ongoing conversation with my younger son. Boy #2 is, a...
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