Saturday, 16 May 2009

MOOD RING

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.




We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his fuc*ing forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

And finally ..... there are two theories to arguing with a woman - neither one works.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny!! Flagmaker

Sarah said...

love it!

I need one of those fancy rings, too!

Maggie May said...

That is so funny!

Eddie Bluelights said...

"Hell thath no fury like a Woman's scorn!" - great one R&C - go on, knock his block off!
Sorry to say your horse fell at the 9th fence, Valentines, brought down by a riderless horse!
I'm just having a quick look at your previous posts ~ Eddie x

Retiredandcrazy said...

Need, or want Sarah?

Retiredandcrazy said...

I thought it was funny when it was e-mailed to me too flagmaker and Maggie

Retiredandcrazy said...

Forget the f**king ring Eddie, I'm gutted about not winning the race. Now I'm in a bad mood!

rosiero said...

That cheered me up no end!!

Sarah said...

You made me laugh out load, thank you R&T!
xxS

Retiredandcrazy said...

Wana to borrow my ring Rosiero?

The Wrenns said...

That's great! I'll have to remember that next time the subject of my mood comes up at home...

Lin said...

Snort! I know what to put on my birthday list!!!

Retiredandcrazy said...

This has struck a note with all women hasn't it? I wonder why?

Anonymous said...

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These are REAL sterling MOOD RINGS!

Retiredandcrazy said...

I already said that I didn't need a f...king mood ring!

Anonymous said...

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