My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his fuc*ing forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
And finally ..... there are two theories to arguing with a woman - neither one works.
NHS = Not His to Sell - *Just wanted to share the following comment written by a young doctor on facebook.* *You've got a job that cost you £60,000 and 6 years of your life to tra...
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