Friday, 27 June 2008

STRESS MANAGEMENT

This was sent to everyone in the office by one of our colleagues.

Just in case you've had a few rough days (and I know that you have), here's an eight-step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.

2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

3. No one but you knows your secret place.

4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic world.

5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

6. The water is crystal clear.

7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

8. See? You're smiling already...........

Have a nice week all
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Very nice Clare, now get on with you work. Only kidding! Luv ya!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What if it's OG that we're holding under the water???

Retiredandcrazy said...

An interesting turn of phrase anonymous "what if it's OG WE'RE holding under the water??". WE? Am I to understand that you are one of his many. many fans? Someone in the office perhaps? Mmmm!

DogLover said...

Can I volunteer to help, please?

Maggie May said...

That had me really interested! Surprising end though!!!!!!!!

Retiredandcrazy said...

Now, now DogLover, behave!

Retiredandcrazy said...

Yes, it was a surprising end wasn't it Maggie, but it made me laugh out loud.