Here is news that, strangely enough, made me feel young. The Borough of Hillingdon in London has allocated parking places for the elderly. Great. Who do they define as elderly? The over 50s! I think Mick Jagger would be interested to hear that as indeed would be my daughters! This is political correctness gone mad.
Why did this make me feel young? If they think 50 year olds are decrepit then I’m in pretty good shape for my age! Now I’m off to spend the morning at my favourite Spa.
Half-term! Yippee! - Hallelujah, I get all my children back. They get me out of bed before dawn to drive everyone to a wood to go deer stalking. Ahh, the good old days.
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